1 00:00:12,474 --> 00:00:14,768 All right, everybody! 2 00:00:14,809 --> 00:00:17,353 Who's ready for "Billy and 2 Scoops?" 3 00:00:21,149 --> 00:00:22,803 Stand by for first team. 4 00:00:28,918 --> 00:00:29,920 I don't get it. 5 00:00:29,931 --> 00:00:32,065 The show has always been called "2 Scoops." 6 00:00:32,076 --> 00:00:34,662 They can't just add Billy to the title for no reason. 7 00:00:34,673 --> 00:00:37,410 Marcus, honey, they have a great reason. 8 00:00:37,421 --> 00:00:40,877 - Everyone loves Billy! - I know I do. 9 00:00:40,888 --> 00:00:42,445 But I'm the lead. So what? 10 00:00:42,456 --> 00:00:44,570 Billy gets a few laughs. Now, he's the next Urkel? 11 00:00:44,581 --> 00:00:47,331 I mean, even Billy's fanclub is twice the size of mine. 12 00:00:47,342 --> 00:00:49,677 Well, he's twice as funny. 13 00:00:49,688 --> 00:00:52,232 Stop it. Your dad is so bad. 14 00:00:52,243 --> 00:00:54,245 Well, at least he's not my real dad. 15 00:00:56,434 --> 00:00:59,312 You know, you should thank your lucky stars for that. 16 00:00:59,323 --> 00:01:00,481 Hmm? 17 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,782 You'd still be living in a taxi cab 18 00:01:02,793 --> 00:01:05,479 if your unhinged father didn't go to jail. 19 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,769 Go, take your mark. 20 00:01:08,810 --> 00:01:11,688 All right. We're gettin' ready to go. 21 00:01:14,369 --> 00:01:17,288 All right, gang, we've got a great show for you today. 22 00:01:17,330 --> 00:01:19,207 We hope you all... 23 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:27,496 Okay, here we go. Ready, three, two, one. 24 00:01:33,471 --> 00:01:36,641 - Mmm. - Lenny Scoops, you slow down! 25 00:01:36,683 --> 00:01:39,198 You'll hurt your tummy. 26 00:01:39,209 --> 00:01:41,086 Oh, yeah? 27 00:01:41,548 --> 00:01:44,399 Tell that to my sweet tooth! 28 00:01:49,570 --> 00:01:52,410 We have to open the ice cream store. 29 00:01:52,421 --> 00:01:56,494 I wonder what's taking Billy so long? 30 00:02:02,750 --> 00:02:04,836 He's so cute! 31 00:02:08,047 --> 00:02:09,826 Marcus! 32 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:18,016 Marcus, it's your line. 33 00:02:23,337 --> 00:02:25,005 Oh! 34 00:02:31,811 --> 00:02:34,021 Oh, my fucking God! Holy shit! 35 00:02:35,508 --> 00:02:37,441 Who's a good boy now, Billy? 36 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:43,633 God! Oh, shit! 37 00:02:49,672 --> 00:02:50,674 Line? 38 00:02:50,834 --> 00:02:54,513 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 39 00:02:59,974 --> 00:03:01,844 Hello? 40 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:06,013 Anybody in there? 41 00:03:06,024 --> 00:03:08,693 How the hell am I supposed to pick up this package? 42 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:10,026 Cross the moat. 43 00:03:10,068 --> 00:03:11,694 Hell no! You go. 44 00:03:11,705 --> 00:03:13,373 Uh, that water is gross as fuck. 45 00:03:13,446 --> 00:03:15,573 I'm not swimming in that toilet river. 46 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,704 This doesn't make any sense. 47 00:03:22,063 --> 00:03:23,184 I'm gonna throw a rock at it. 48 00:03:23,195 --> 00:03:25,322 Oh, great idea, genius. 49 00:03:35,376 --> 00:03:36,667 Don't you say it. 50 00:03:36,678 --> 00:03:38,346 - Um... - Oh! 51 00:03:38,388 --> 00:03:41,287 - Right here. - I... I told you so. 52 00:03:48,744 --> 00:03:50,245 This way. 53 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,403 The fuck? Where are you goin'? 54 00:03:53,414 --> 00:03:55,606 You heard the creepy disembodied voice. 55 00:03:55,617 --> 00:03:58,241 "This way." Come on, coward. 56 00:03:58,313 --> 00:03:59,898 Getting warmer. 57 00:04:01,953 --> 00:04:03,037 Now he's giggling. 58 00:04:03,079 --> 00:04:04,487 I can't believe you're enjoying this. 59 00:04:04,497 --> 00:04:06,499 Oh, come on. It's like a haunted house. 60 00:04:06,541 --> 00:04:09,544 The smoke, the creepy lighting. I'm half expecting 61 00:04:09,586 --> 00:04:12,004 a vampire to just pop out of the smoke and say... 62 00:04:12,015 --> 00:04:13,058 Hello. 63 00:04:13,214 --> 00:04:15,091 God... Oh, my God. 64 00:04:15,133 --> 00:04:17,135 You got me, man. 65 00:04:17,177 --> 00:04:18,887 Oh, please tell me you live down here. 66 00:04:20,283 --> 00:04:23,172 Oh, no. I don't live down here. 67 00:04:23,183 --> 00:04:24,684 Twist! 68 00:04:24,726 --> 00:04:26,050 I don't have time for this tomfoolery. 69 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:27,479 Show yourself. 70 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:30,273 Why would I reveal my face? 71 00:04:30,284 --> 00:04:33,746 You see, there's power in anonymity. 72 00:04:33,757 --> 00:04:35,509 Wait a minute. 73 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:37,855 Are you Calypso? 74 00:04:38,449 --> 00:04:39,449 What? 75 00:04:39,491 --> 00:04:42,035 I read that name everywhere. "Believe in Calypso." 76 00:04:42,076 --> 00:04:45,359 - "Calypso is real." - Yeah! Are you him? 77 00:04:47,207 --> 00:04:49,334 - I guess that means yes. - Huh. 78 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,547 Secret compartment. Choice. 79 00:04:56,633 --> 00:04:58,233 Hey, Calypso, I usually get a supply bump 80 00:04:58,259 --> 00:05:01,221 when picking up deliveries. We need gas, man. 81 00:05:01,262 --> 00:05:02,982 The package is what you've earned. 82 00:05:03,014 --> 00:05:07,352 No more, no less, no free handouts. 83 00:05:07,393 --> 00:05:09,062 Well, can we at least get a peek inside? 84 00:05:09,104 --> 00:05:10,897 Or a deep dish for the road? 85 00:05:10,939 --> 00:05:12,263 What are you gonna do with a dish? 86 00:05:12,273 --> 00:05:14,442 It's not a dish, dummy. It's a pizza. 87 00:05:14,802 --> 00:05:16,673 Oh, my God. Have you never had pizza? 88 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:19,019 Oh, we have to try it. It's like, uh... 89 00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:21,101 imagine a wheel made of bread and cheese. 90 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:24,347 - Oh, fuck. I want that. - Yeah, we want that. 91 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:27,406 You have what you need. Now, get. 92 00:05:27,417 --> 00:05:30,700 Take it back to Raven like a good milkman. 93 00:05:30,711 --> 00:05:34,921 Your San Francisco treat awaits. Ding ding. 94 00:05:34,932 --> 00:05:37,017 This is really well done. 95 00:05:37,028 --> 00:05:38,696 Thank you. 96 00:05:40,969 --> 00:05:46,055 Oh, and John, may all your wishes come true. 97 00:05:57,694 --> 00:06:00,018 I mean, I gotta hand it to that Calypso guy. 98 00:06:00,029 --> 00:06:02,115 What a showman. Do you think that steam 99 00:06:02,157 --> 00:06:03,783 was actually coming from the pipes, 100 00:06:03,825 --> 00:06:05,910 or do you think it was dry ice 101 00:06:05,952 --> 00:06:07,871 that he filtered in for ambiance. 102 00:06:07,912 --> 00:06:08,987 I'm more concerned with making it 103 00:06:08,997 --> 00:06:11,124 to New San Francisco in one piece. 104 00:06:11,166 --> 00:06:13,126 Just let me take the wheel. 105 00:06:13,168 --> 00:06:14,711 I got it. See? 106 00:06:16,811 --> 00:06:19,397 We can't go back the way we came after Topeka, 107 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:22,840 so now we're gonna have to go north and hook back around. 108 00:06:23,244 --> 00:06:25,805 There's a Pits. 109 00:06:25,847 --> 00:06:27,891 Cool. That sounds awesome. 110 00:06:27,932 --> 00:06:30,852 - Should we stop at the Taints after? - Funny. 111 00:06:30,894 --> 00:06:33,021 It's an old milkman pitstop. 112 00:06:33,062 --> 00:06:35,732 You stop off, share intel on delivery routes, 113 00:06:35,774 --> 00:06:38,693 gas up, maybe get some chow. Shit, maybe even a shower. 114 00:06:38,735 --> 00:06:42,155 Uh, why the fuck didn't we stop by one sooner? 115 00:06:42,197 --> 00:06:44,115 Well, 'cause there are only two of them left. 116 00:06:44,558 --> 00:06:47,441 They have very strict ground rules. 117 00:06:47,452 --> 00:06:50,997 Rule one... don't talk about your job. 118 00:06:51,039 --> 00:06:52,457 No one cares what you're moving, 119 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:53,948 but what you're getting paid... that's a different story, 120 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:56,002 - so we leave it at the door. - Mmm-hmm. 121 00:06:56,044 --> 00:06:58,505 Rule two... no weapons allowed. 122 00:06:58,546 --> 00:07:01,613 Anything can be a weapon. I stabbed you with a pen. 123 00:07:01,624 --> 00:07:04,219 What about your hands? You can strangle, pummel. 124 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:07,680 - You can thumb-fuck the eyes. - Your hands aren't that strong. 125 00:07:09,599 --> 00:07:13,353 - They seem pretty strong to me. - I'll pull over. 126 00:07:13,364 --> 00:07:16,076 Why would you do that? We're on a schedule. 127 00:07:16,147 --> 00:07:20,110 Woah! Oh, got it. Oh... 128 00:07:28,493 --> 00:07:30,120 Roberts for Agent Stone. 129 00:07:30,161 --> 00:07:32,664 Come in Agent Stone. 130 00:07:34,283 --> 00:07:36,658 - Go for Stone. - Agent Stone, sir, it's... 131 00:07:36,668 --> 00:07:39,115 Look, this better be about the mute and the milkman. 132 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,588 Sir, it's the clown. 133 00:07:40,630 --> 00:07:42,385 Sweet Tooth hit our Colorado outpost, 134 00:07:42,396 --> 00:07:44,065 just like Utah and the dam. 135 00:07:44,076 --> 00:07:46,917 He killed everyone and took the prisoners with him. 136 00:07:46,928 --> 00:07:49,784 Fuck! Ah! Ugh! 137 00:07:49,795 --> 00:07:53,257 No. Oh, no. 138 00:07:53,268 --> 00:07:54,876 Also, not urgent, 139 00:07:54,887 --> 00:07:57,188 but there was a small snafu at the motor pool. 140 00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:58,930 Minor collision, Jamie and I are fine but... 141 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:00,098 Shut up, he doesn't want to hear it. 142 00:08:00,108 --> 00:08:02,475 - You don't know that. - Uh, sir, everything's fine. 143 00:08:02,485 --> 00:08:03,809 Listen. 144 00:08:04,204 --> 00:08:08,032 Nevada, Utah, Colorado. 145 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:12,162 These are not just random attacks. 146 00:08:12,584 --> 00:08:15,498 That smiley faced son of a bitch is going somewhere. 147 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:31,065 Now, don't go asking for different drink flavors. 148 00:08:31,076 --> 00:08:34,423 You get what you get, and you don't get upset. 149 00:08:34,659 --> 00:08:37,414 So, eat up and take your shits. 150 00:08:37,425 --> 00:08:39,511 Maybe play some pick-up basketball. 151 00:08:39,522 --> 00:08:42,066 No snack for you. You're with me. 152 00:08:42,108 --> 00:08:44,944 - Come on. - Sure. 153 00:08:44,955 --> 00:08:47,150 Harold! You're in charge. 154 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:53,442 - Uh, everything okay? - Ah, sweet of you to ask. 155 00:08:53,453 --> 00:08:57,040 Look at my fan club. Growing every day. 156 00:08:57,229 --> 00:08:59,929 But not everybody believed in me. 157 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:02,657 We didn't just stop here for poops and hoops. 158 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:06,549 We're here for something important. 159 00:09:06,844 --> 00:09:08,008 What? 160 00:09:11,846 --> 00:09:13,932 Closure. 161 00:09:20,355 --> 00:09:23,483 Ow! Steering wheel. Ugh. 162 00:09:23,494 --> 00:09:27,122 Evelyn leave a love mark? She likes to play rough. 163 00:09:27,225 --> 00:09:30,926 - She's not a real girl, John. - I know. 164 00:09:31,699 --> 00:09:34,911 So, this is where the milkmen hang out. 165 00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:36,996 Wow, it really is the pits. 166 00:09:37,038 --> 00:09:38,832 All right, let's divide and conquer. 167 00:09:38,873 --> 00:09:40,375 My thoughts exactly. 168 00:09:40,416 --> 00:09:43,002 I bless you an honorary milkman. 169 00:09:43,196 --> 00:09:46,074 You gas up, I supply up. 170 00:09:47,465 --> 00:09:48,872 Hey. 171 00:09:59,704 --> 00:10:02,499 Hey piss flaps, I was next. 172 00:10:12,632 --> 00:10:15,545 At least get a girl off before treating her like shit. 173 00:10:15,918 --> 00:10:17,205 I outta choke you. 174 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:19,873 Ooh, promise? 175 00:10:22,156 --> 00:10:24,283 Bye, Grady. 176 00:10:27,483 --> 00:10:29,266 He's got nothing. 177 00:10:29,277 --> 00:10:30,734 Tiny little penis. 178 00:10:30,745 --> 00:10:31,778 You're up. 179 00:10:32,239 --> 00:10:33,676 Thanks. 180 00:10:33,849 --> 00:10:36,181 I thought, uh, weapons weren't allowed. 181 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:39,849 Oops! 182 00:10:44,955 --> 00:10:46,977 I haven't seen you around here. 183 00:10:46,988 --> 00:10:48,553 Are you taking over a territory? 184 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,649 Oh, no. I'm here with... 185 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:52,078 Johnny? 186 00:10:52,249 --> 00:10:53,275 Mary? 187 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:54,878 Oh, my God. 188 00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:57,911 Hmm. 189 00:10:57,952 --> 00:11:00,497 Hi. 190 00:11:00,929 --> 00:11:02,499 You left me for dead, asshole! 191 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:04,626 I thought you were dead, asshole! 192 00:11:05,345 --> 00:11:07,264 I guess you two know each other? 193 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,367 What... wait-wait-wait-wait. 194 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,177 You're with this son of a bitch? 195 00:11:16,348 --> 00:11:18,631 How clenched do you think his butthole is right now? 196 00:11:18,642 --> 00:11:20,974 Oh, I'm gonna guess it's pretty tight. 197 00:11:20,985 --> 00:11:23,424 Mm-hm, like a teeny tiny starfish. 198 00:11:23,435 --> 00:11:24,603 Did you miss me? 199 00:11:32,445 --> 00:11:35,240 So seven shots in, 200 00:11:35,281 --> 00:11:38,034 Johnny bets me he can surf his car. 201 00:11:39,494 --> 00:11:41,788 We go out in the parking lot. He gets Evelyn to 60. 202 00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:45,292 And as he climbs through the window, bam! 203 00:11:45,303 --> 00:11:48,378 His ass ragdolls on the concrete. 204 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:50,213 Just blood pouring out of his head. 205 00:11:50,255 --> 00:11:53,383 It's so funny, because he told me that he got that scar 206 00:11:53,425 --> 00:11:56,511 from a seven-on-one vulture car chase. 207 00:11:56,522 --> 00:11:57,898 That's how I got the other scar. 208 00:11:57,971 --> 00:11:59,639 - Mm-hm. - Uh-huh. 209 00:12:00,171 --> 00:12:01,840 So, how did you two meet? 210 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,924 My mother, may she rest in peace, 211 00:12:03,935 --> 00:12:07,730 ran one of the first pits in sunny San Juan Capistrano. 212 00:12:08,169 --> 00:12:09,605 When she croaked, I took over 213 00:12:09,616 --> 00:12:12,696 and Johnny would pass through to, um... 214 00:12:13,383 --> 00:12:14,410 what'cha call it? 215 00:12:14,421 --> 00:12:16,006 Drain your tank? 216 00:12:16,176 --> 00:12:17,185 Fill her up. 217 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:18,438 Nuzzle the guzzle. 218 00:12:18,449 --> 00:12:20,441 C'mon, man. 219 00:12:20,452 --> 00:12:22,673 Then a gang of burnouts torched the place. 220 00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:24,753 A blessing in disguise, honestly. 221 00:12:24,764 --> 00:12:27,834 I would've done anything to get the hell out of there. 222 00:12:28,409 --> 00:12:30,202 Johnny knows. 223 00:12:30,531 --> 00:12:32,042 I heard about the fire. 224 00:12:32,053 --> 00:12:33,387 And you didn't come back for me? 225 00:12:33,398 --> 00:12:36,786 - They said nobody survived. - Well this bitch did. 226 00:12:37,884 --> 00:12:39,304 Luckily, I knew a place in a church 227 00:12:39,345 --> 00:12:41,556 where no one could find me. 228 00:12:42,234 --> 00:12:44,230 The bell tower? Oh, my God. 229 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,832 I haven't thought about that place in ages. 230 00:12:45,843 --> 00:12:47,870 - All the bird shit! - The bird shit! 231 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:50,966 Of course that's what you remember. 232 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,505 - We made love there. - So now you're a milkman. 233 00:12:53,516 --> 00:12:55,820 Mm-hm. No thanks to you. 234 00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,344 I always wanted to be a milkman, 235 00:12:58,355 --> 00:13:01,284 but no one took me seriously. 236 00:13:01,526 --> 00:13:03,361 Ain't that right, Johnny? 237 00:13:05,556 --> 00:13:08,005 So what's your story, hm? 238 00:13:08,016 --> 00:13:09,298 No way you're driving cars. 239 00:13:09,309 --> 00:13:12,170 I mean, that ass is way too perky. 240 00:13:12,473 --> 00:13:14,495 I'm from the OC where they cut off body parts 241 00:13:14,506 --> 00:13:16,549 and wear them like jewelry. 242 00:13:17,102 --> 00:13:18,635 Sounds fun. 243 00:13:19,962 --> 00:13:22,245 Never leave a woman's glass empty. 244 00:13:22,256 --> 00:13:24,145 Shots on Johnny! 245 00:13:27,685 --> 00:13:29,562 Yeah, lucky me. 246 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,799 Okay, Quiet. Look, about Mary... 247 00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:36,194 Oh my gosh, you weren't a virgin when I met you? 248 00:13:37,305 --> 00:13:39,676 I could give two soggy dumps about your ex. 249 00:13:39,687 --> 00:13:41,981 You're dicking around. We're on a schedule. 250 00:13:41,992 --> 00:13:44,077 Dicking around? Before you came up, I found out 251 00:13:44,119 --> 00:13:45,985 there was a vultures nest a few clicks from here 252 00:13:45,995 --> 00:13:48,289 that we definitely would have driven into. 253 00:13:49,025 --> 00:13:53,601 I say we butter up these milkmen with a few buttery nips. 254 00:13:53,612 --> 00:13:55,917 Get what intel we can and get the hell out of here. 255 00:13:55,928 --> 00:13:57,495 Okay fine. One more drink. 256 00:13:57,506 --> 00:13:58,924 Yeah. 257 00:13:58,935 --> 00:14:01,261 Hey, hey, hey! 258 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,169 All right! 259 00:14:03,302 --> 00:14:07,055 - Whoa! - Bloody Mary's a character, isn't she? 260 00:14:07,882 --> 00:14:10,093 Bloody Mary, really? 261 00:14:10,104 --> 00:14:11,304 Hey, you're laughing, 262 00:14:11,315 --> 00:14:13,501 but she's made more runs than anyone. 263 00:14:13,512 --> 00:14:15,514 She'll wipe out a whole vultures nest 264 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,277 just for craps and cackles. 265 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,110 Nicknames mean a lot out here. 266 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,866 We all got one. 267 00:14:23,051 --> 00:14:24,469 Pizza Boy, 268 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,648 Petunia, 269 00:14:26,211 --> 00:14:28,371 Pit Viper. 270 00:14:29,152 --> 00:14:31,249 Well, I can't wait to hear yours. 271 00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:34,553 They call me Mr. Slam. 272 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,665 - Why? - 'Cause I can crush anything 273 00:14:38,676 --> 00:14:40,403 with my massive penis. 274 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,512 Sorry. 275 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:48,933 You have a shower here? 276 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,059 Out back. 277 00:14:50,503 --> 00:14:54,581 We got everything to take the road ass right off of you. 278 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,643 Here. 279 00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:59,597 For your nooks and crannies. 280 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,683 Mr. Slam, don't you worry about my crannies. 281 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,186 - Pizza, baby! - Pizza, baby. 282 00:15:04,197 --> 00:15:05,573 - Pizza. - I'm Pizza guy. 283 00:15:05,584 --> 00:15:09,245 - Yeah. People love pizza. - You never lose. 284 00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:12,610 You never trust a guy that wears a jacket inside. 285 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,381 Yeah, you fuckin' hang up on him. 286 00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:16,976 You know, my parents sent me here 287 00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:19,831 because I got in a disagreement with my co-star. 288 00:15:19,842 --> 00:15:22,277 Well, actually, they sent me to the kiddy ward. 289 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,590 And then I moved to the juvie wellness center. 290 00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:26,834 Oh, and then finally got bumped up to Blackfield 291 00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:28,597 after I murdered my roommate. 292 00:15:28,608 --> 00:15:31,672 Trust me, that guy was a psychopath. 293 00:15:32,118 --> 00:15:33,435 What did he do? 294 00:15:33,446 --> 00:15:36,283 He thought Chris Kirkpatrick was the best member of NSYNC. 295 00:15:36,294 --> 00:15:38,296 Are you nuts? 296 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,683 But this... this is where I grew up. 297 00:15:42,725 --> 00:15:44,060 It was hard at first. 298 00:15:44,101 --> 00:15:45,644 Nobody came to see me. 299 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,772 Not even my parents. 300 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:50,566 They said they would, but they lied! 301 00:15:53,304 --> 00:15:56,307 You felt alone. I get it. 302 00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:58,532 Don't make this about you, Stuart. 303 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,754 - It's unbecoming. - Sorry. 304 00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:05,383 Then I got to know the guys in here. 305 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,917 And guess what? 306 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:10,836 They were just like me. 307 00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:12,532 Yeah. 308 00:16:12,543 --> 00:16:17,158 Blackfield was the best ten years of my 25-to-life. 309 00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:22,688 Hold onto your butt crack. 310 00:16:22,699 --> 00:16:24,326 We're going in. 311 00:16:26,455 --> 00:16:29,719 Home, sweet home. 312 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:32,451 Huh, still smells the same. 313 00:16:46,515 --> 00:16:48,082 Your co-star was a dog? 314 00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:50,053 Fuck Billy, that son of a bitch! 315 00:16:50,345 --> 00:16:53,640 Uh, sorry, Mommy. I-I didn't mean to swear. 316 00:16:55,911 --> 00:16:58,164 Stu, meet my mommy. 317 00:16:58,175 --> 00:17:00,594 Mommy, meet my Stu. 318 00:17:00,951 --> 00:17:02,961 Hi, Wesley. That's right. 319 00:17:02,972 --> 00:17:04,974 I still won't call you dad. 320 00:17:05,096 --> 00:17:07,765 You-you locked your parents in here. 321 00:17:10,432 --> 00:17:13,393 I wrote. I tried calling. 322 00:17:13,561 --> 00:17:15,276 They ignored me. 323 00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:17,862 They always ignored me. 324 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:21,115 So when the world ended and the cell block opened up, 325 00:17:21,157 --> 00:17:25,036 I tracked them down and I left them in here to rot, 326 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,872 just like they left me! 327 00:17:29,812 --> 00:17:33,076 You, uh, you got their attention now. 328 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,614 Yeah, I do. 329 00:17:40,957 --> 00:17:43,877 Mommy, Wesley, 330 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:47,016 I never wanted to try out for that sitcom. 331 00:17:47,058 --> 00:17:48,559 I was perfectly happy 332 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,020 doing summer stock in the Berkshires. 333 00:17:51,062 --> 00:17:53,981 But you needed a Lexus! 334 00:17:54,346 --> 00:17:56,014 You were my parents. 335 00:17:56,025 --> 00:17:58,986 You were supposed to be my biggest fans! 336 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,072 And you know what? 337 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,407 I don't need you assholes, 338 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:06,900 because I have found my people. 339 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:10,039 And those guys out there? 340 00:18:10,383 --> 00:18:13,863 They love me for me! 341 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,717 It's okay. 342 00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:24,011 I don't need you! 343 00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:36,707 And that concludes our tour! 344 00:18:55,614 --> 00:18:58,868 Ooh, I'd kill for those areolas. 345 00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:00,340 Bump? 346 00:19:00,351 --> 00:19:02,091 Uh, nah. 347 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:04,552 All right. 348 00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,181 Ah. 349 00:19:08,141 --> 00:19:09,557 I know that brand. 350 00:19:09,568 --> 00:19:11,862 You lost a finger and you got the law on your ass? 351 00:19:12,158 --> 00:19:14,512 Are you crazy or just unlucky? 352 00:19:14,523 --> 00:19:16,149 Bit of both, I guess. 353 00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:17,751 Me too. 354 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:19,681 Check it. 355 00:19:21,269 --> 00:19:24,240 - You got those from law? - A few of them. 356 00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:26,240 Mostly from being a pedestrian. 357 00:19:26,313 --> 00:19:28,398 After the fire, I had to start fresh. 358 00:19:28,721 --> 00:19:32,580 I got this one from playing possum with some butchers. 359 00:19:33,357 --> 00:19:34,507 Between you and me, 360 00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:36,811 grilled dude tastes not that bad. 361 00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:40,880 Hey, you're on my shit. 362 00:19:41,394 --> 00:19:42,729 Oops. 363 00:19:52,489 --> 00:19:55,117 So what's it like driving with Johnny? 364 00:19:55,217 --> 00:19:58,261 Is it as wet and wild as he always said it would be? 365 00:19:58,272 --> 00:20:01,359 He would say wet and wild. 366 00:20:01,573 --> 00:20:04,046 Riding with John is mostly irritating. 367 00:20:04,057 --> 00:20:07,656 I'm sure I'll get used to it. It's only been a couple days. 368 00:20:07,726 --> 00:20:09,853 You just met and you're already goin' on rides? 369 00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:14,211 I mean, just this one job. 370 00:20:14,222 --> 00:20:16,141 Well, must be nice. 371 00:20:16,152 --> 00:20:17,768 Johnny always said it would be too dangerous 372 00:20:17,779 --> 00:20:19,739 for me to ride with him. 373 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,378 Milkman have an expiration date, 374 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,349 blah, blah, blah. 375 00:20:24,466 --> 00:20:27,010 Guess I had to figure it out for myself. 376 00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:32,855 Listen, I wouldn't read too much into it. 377 00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:35,274 It's not like he lets me drive his car. 378 00:20:35,285 --> 00:20:38,121 Of course not. 379 00:20:38,132 --> 00:20:41,302 But I see the way he looks at you. 380 00:20:41,313 --> 00:20:42,564 He likes you. 381 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,121 Like, like likes you. 382 00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:48,986 But he will never pick you over that car. 383 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:53,927 Evelyn is his ride or die. 384 00:20:53,938 --> 00:20:56,357 Till death do they part. 385 00:20:57,963 --> 00:21:00,811 But what do I know? 386 00:21:00,822 --> 00:21:03,992 Maybe he likes you behind the wheel. 387 00:21:04,122 --> 00:21:06,708 Or the wheel behind you. 388 00:21:09,298 --> 00:21:11,467 Naptime's over, fuck-os! 389 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,230 Time to go... 390 00:21:16,922 --> 00:21:20,666 No! Harold, why did you kill everybody? 391 00:21:28,905 --> 00:21:31,312 Oh, shit. Get down! 392 00:21:35,881 --> 00:21:38,509 It's gonna be maggot Thanksgiving down there. 393 00:21:38,587 --> 00:21:40,304 That's a good one, Carl. 394 00:21:40,315 --> 00:21:42,265 Jamie, you and your brother, back with me to base. 395 00:21:42,276 --> 00:21:43,527 Mike, get another guy. 396 00:21:43,538 --> 00:21:46,624 Double taps on everybody, collect their weapons. 397 00:21:46,718 --> 00:21:48,023 Uh-huh. 398 00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:50,495 And grab the clown's mask. 399 00:21:50,506 --> 00:21:52,592 I want it for my wall. 400 00:21:52,861 --> 00:21:54,154 Let's go. 401 00:21:56,651 --> 00:21:58,570 Come on, Ev, drink up. 402 00:22:01,076 --> 00:22:04,428 Damn, running water always makes me have to go. 403 00:22:07,699 --> 00:22:09,660 Oh fuck, Mare! 404 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:10,914 Do you mind? 405 00:22:10,925 --> 00:22:13,177 No. 406 00:22:15,853 --> 00:22:19,315 So Johnny, what brings you out east? 407 00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:21,908 - Pfft! Are you serious? - Yeah. 408 00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:23,542 I mean, come on! My job! 409 00:22:23,553 --> 00:22:25,856 You know I can't give you the deets. 410 00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:29,037 Your job. 411 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,285 John Doe would never leave California. 412 00:22:31,296 --> 00:22:32,380 It gets too cold, 413 00:22:32,391 --> 00:22:35,657 and he doesn't like goosepimples. 414 00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:37,815 Maybe it's a really good job. 415 00:22:37,826 --> 00:22:39,662 - Oh! - Ooohh! 416 00:22:39,673 --> 00:22:42,092 Maybe that's why you need a partner. 417 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:43,595 No, okay, it's not like I recruited her. 418 00:22:43,606 --> 00:22:45,399 She kinda just fell in my lap. 419 00:22:45,521 --> 00:22:47,189 - Mmm. - I didn't mean like that. 420 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,952 Look, Quiet saved my ass. 421 00:22:49,004 --> 00:22:52,007 If it wasn't for her, I'd be road sauce right now. 422 00:22:52,018 --> 00:22:54,145 Oh, I mean, I've been doin' it alone for a while. 423 00:22:54,156 --> 00:22:55,866 I seem to be doin' fine. 424 00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:57,962 Oh. 425 00:22:57,973 --> 00:22:59,766 - Unless you're gettin' soft. - Soft... 426 00:22:59,777 --> 00:23:01,946 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, gettin' soft. 427 00:23:01,957 --> 00:23:04,126 Well, good thing it's my last run. 428 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:11,081 It's gettin' cold out here. I'm gonna head in. 429 00:23:11,092 --> 00:23:13,886 - Your last run? - Huh? 430 00:23:13,897 --> 00:23:16,525 Come on, you can tell me. 431 00:23:16,536 --> 00:23:18,472 You used to tell me all kinds of crazy shit. 432 00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:20,319 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay? 433 00:23:20,330 --> 00:23:22,708 And I told you shit, too. 434 00:23:22,719 --> 00:23:24,263 Well, let's just say 435 00:23:24,274 --> 00:23:27,486 I'm gonna get what I always wanted. 436 00:23:29,293 --> 00:23:30,295 No. 437 00:23:33,054 --> 00:23:35,994 - Inside? - Mmm, oh! 438 00:23:36,005 --> 00:23:37,257 - Hey John! - Yo! 439 00:23:37,268 --> 00:23:38,353 Thought you'd wanna know, 440 00:23:38,364 --> 00:23:39,741 Mistress Lane's about to perform. 441 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,381 I do not wanna miss that! 442 00:23:42,532 --> 00:23:44,454 - After the show, I gotta get back on the road. - Uh-huh. 443 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,759 Because New San Francisco awaits. 444 00:23:47,097 --> 00:23:49,016 John... John! 445 00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:50,468 Are you serious? 446 00:23:50,479 --> 00:23:51,814 Jello, Mare! 447 00:23:54,286 --> 00:23:57,084 Oh, shit! Oh, I'm good! 448 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,255 Y'all in the front row, 449 00:24:01,266 --> 00:24:03,601 you're gonna get wet! 450 00:24:06,106 --> 00:24:07,440 So, how's the car? 451 00:24:07,451 --> 00:24:11,288 She's good, gassed up, and ready to go. 452 00:24:11,299 --> 00:24:13,885 You smell like fresh forest, like camping. 453 00:24:13,982 --> 00:24:16,055 Oh! You're drunk. 454 00:24:16,066 --> 00:24:18,389 You're drunk!! And also... 455 00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:19,706 I'm drunk. 456 00:24:19,717 --> 00:24:22,067 Slam! Slam! Slam! 457 00:24:22,078 --> 00:24:24,414 - Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! - Slam? Slam? 458 00:24:24,425 --> 00:24:27,511 Y'all ready to see this watermelon explode? 459 00:24:27,631 --> 00:24:29,382 Hell yeah! 460 00:24:29,446 --> 00:24:31,198 - Slam! - Slam! 461 00:24:33,501 --> 00:24:38,380 Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! 462 00:24:38,594 --> 00:24:41,764 Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! 463 00:24:41,775 --> 00:24:44,569 Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! 464 00:24:44,642 --> 00:24:47,164 Shh! Shut the fuck up! 465 00:24:47,175 --> 00:24:49,511 Oh. 466 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,273 Gee, Johnny, 467 00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:54,079 looks like word got out about your package. 468 00:24:54,189 --> 00:24:55,510 Guess you're not the only one 469 00:24:55,521 --> 00:24:58,899 trying to get inside New San Francisco, huh? 470 00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:01,412 You couldn't have waited one minute?! 471 00:25:07,483 --> 00:25:09,610 You told them about New San Francisco? 472 00:25:09,621 --> 00:25:11,373 What the hell happened to rule number one? 473 00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:14,095 This is why we have rule number two! 474 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,669 I told you that was a fuckin' stupid-ass rule! 475 00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:24,823 All right, fine! 476 00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:26,920 Okay, there's no need for violence. 477 00:25:26,931 --> 00:25:29,184 I'll give you the package. 478 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,947 But who do I give it to, huh? 479 00:25:30,958 --> 00:25:32,876 Give it to you? 480 00:25:32,912 --> 00:25:34,619 How about you? 481 00:25:35,646 --> 00:25:38,154 Don't tell me you haven't discussed amongst yourselves 482 00:25:38,165 --> 00:25:39,958 who's gonna get it. 483 00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:46,043 Getting in is a pretty big prize. 484 00:25:47,455 --> 00:25:49,623 Slam! 485 00:25:55,567 --> 00:25:56,902 Quiet! 486 00:26:06,221 --> 00:26:07,560 John! 487 00:26:23,895 --> 00:26:25,647 Careful, you might nick yourself. 488 00:26:25,658 --> 00:26:27,076 Not fuckin' likely. 489 00:26:37,369 --> 00:26:39,705 What the hell is this jacket made of? 490 00:27:01,923 --> 00:27:04,467 Is this just me, 491 00:27:04,562 --> 00:27:06,647 or is this kinda hot? 492 00:27:06,698 --> 00:27:09,587 - It's kinda hot. - Yeah. Do it. 493 00:27:09,598 --> 00:27:11,695 Fuckin' do it. Gimme another scar. 494 00:27:11,706 --> 00:27:14,500 Add it to the fucking pile! 495 00:27:16,107 --> 00:27:18,744 I would have followed that milkman anywhere. 496 00:27:18,755 --> 00:27:22,134 All he had to do was say "Come with me," but he didn't! 497 00:27:22,298 --> 00:27:24,259 Okay, I suffered because of him. 498 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:27,762 So fuck him if he thinks he can waltz into a better life! 499 00:27:30,828 --> 00:27:33,038 Here's a little free advice. 500 00:27:34,476 --> 00:27:36,937 Don't let revenge ruin a second chance. 501 00:27:45,853 --> 00:27:46,937 Behind you! 502 00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:00,629 Goddamn, Mary. 503 00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:11,403 Hey, Slam! 504 00:28:11,414 --> 00:28:13,401 Nice dong moves. 505 00:28:26,756 --> 00:28:28,800 Stu! Stu! 506 00:28:30,179 --> 00:28:32,473 I'm so sorry. 507 00:28:32,828 --> 00:28:34,955 I didn't mean to, man. 508 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,802 Holy shit! Shit! 509 00:28:39,813 --> 00:28:41,940 I thought I killed you, man. 510 00:28:41,951 --> 00:28:44,078 You tried to kill me?! 511 00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:46,981 Uh, no? 512 00:28:48,231 --> 00:28:51,275 - No! No, no, no! - Who did this?! 513 00:28:51,286 --> 00:28:52,996 Answer me! 514 00:28:53,007 --> 00:28:55,092 Those were my people! 515 00:28:55,103 --> 00:28:58,231 My fans! 516 00:28:58,387 --> 00:28:59,888 Oops. 517 00:28:59,899 --> 00:29:01,442 Fuck-Fuckin' Stone! It was Stone! 518 00:29:01,453 --> 00:29:02,829 Stone did this, man! 519 00:29:05,270 --> 00:29:07,522 Please! Please! Please! 520 00:29:07,668 --> 00:29:09,795 I can help! I can help! 521 00:29:09,806 --> 00:29:11,307 I know where Stone is! 522 00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,790 Wait! Stone hurt you. 523 00:29:14,952 --> 00:29:17,037 He can help hurt him back. 524 00:29:22,044 --> 00:29:25,214 You want a pet? Fine. 525 00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:28,310 But you clean up after him. 526 00:29:28,321 --> 00:29:30,907 'Cause we all know what I do... 527 00:29:30,918 --> 00:29:33,379 to naughty dogs. 528 00:29:41,201 --> 00:29:45,038 Here... You drive. 529 00:29:45,554 --> 00:29:48,223 At least till I sober up. 530 00:30:05,607 --> 00:30:08,443 They're going to New San Francisco. 531 00:30:08,522 --> 00:30:11,217 Huh, interesting. 532 00:30:12,002 --> 00:30:15,505 You guys ever shoot trout in a barrel? 533 00:30:15,516 --> 00:30:19,562 The fun part isn't actually shooting them. 534 00:30:19,648 --> 00:30:22,485 It's trapping them in the barrel. 535 00:30:22,679 --> 00:30:24,418 Boy howdy... 536 00:30:25,472 --> 00:30:27,766 do I love a good trap. 537 00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:52,708 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com -